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Dry thoroughly to prevent surface oxidation. Avoid prolonged soaking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRust prevention: High-carbon steel benefits from regular oiling. Apply a thin film of gun oil, mineral oil, or food-safe blade oil before storage or after exposure to moisture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharpening: This is a big blade doing big jobs — maintain the edge with a medium-to-fine stone or guided system, and don't be afraid to touch it up often if you're using it for splitting and chopping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandle care: Grip-Tec scales clean up with mild soap and water — no oiling needed, and the textured grip holds up to sweat, dirt, and hard use without maintenance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStorage: Store in a dry, ventilated area. 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